I Will Never Understand People Who Have Enough Patience To Capitalize Every Single Word In A Sentence Because It Takes So Much Effort To Keep Pressing The Shift Key And I Thought This Was So MySpace

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

PROM IS ON SATURDAY

Aaaaaaaahhhhhh nervous…. First and last prom for me.

It’s at a vineyard this year in a pretty barn with twinkling lights and all that instead of at school. My dress is beautiful. I’m just nervous.

Via
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midnightfitnesss:

spaceoddity212:

Before, depressed with an eating disorder.  Now, recovered caveman.

Re-blogging this cuz its from a guys perceptive!

midnightfitnesss:

spaceoddity212:

Before, depressed with an eating disorder.  Now, recovered caveman.

Re-blogging this cuz its from a guys perceptive!

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

daffodilwords:

me on a first date

heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome.